if swimming is good for your figure explain whales to me
I hate girls why am I gay
Ye olde sext:
[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is