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guy:

wanderingthelibrary:

guy:

which way is the appropriate way to eat a popsicle in front of your parents

Step One: come in slow and tease

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Let the popsicle know how much you love ‘em and you’re parents will approve of this technique too, so take it slow and let your lips brush it to get the feel

Step Two: Go FAST SO FASt

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Don’t be afraid to show the popsicle you know how to have a good time and you’re parents well, the do seem like watchers if they were observing in the first place

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